不翻譯時說笑話(It's the Happy Hour for Jokes)

stone118 wrote:

像這個作文零分的例子，您既親身有批改作文的經驗，也知道零分的情況恐怕極為罕見，那麼我認為就很有理由大大對此事存疑。李斌人也在美國，也許不方便做廣泛的查證，看報出此消息的媒體是否有煽風點火誇大不實的成份；但其他人還是可以＜姑且看之＞，或可以進行查證；即若不然，不覺得有查證的必要，那麼把這事兒當成笑話看待也就罷了，我倒覺得實在不必動怒或當真。

要是發現真是被媒體和自己的一時情緒給＜耍＞了一遭，那豈不好笑嗎？！

面對新聞媒體及網路流言，除非確實有證據該等流言確屬違背事實或出於惡意，否則，一笑置之吧。一笑置之的能力，可也考驗著人們的智慧、幽默感、及胸襟氣度的喲！

Xiaoping Fu wrote:


真的给了零分吗？ 那太可怕了！

chance wrote:

我不是你指的那个意思，是联想到刚才HOTMAIL的帖子，感觉到中国的强大有力，全世界围着它转

Yueyin Sun wrote:

我也觉得这不是真的，要不然李斌不会把它贴到这里来。我想是有人借题发挥想发泄一通而已。恐怕不会真有人在高考时还乱来。历来高考语文得零分的人恐怕绝无仅有。当年的“白卷英雄”也只是理化考试交了白卷。但据说他现在改弦更张，也成了千万富翁。

Xiaoping Fu wrote:



真的给了零分吗？ 那太可怕了！

在国内时，每年都参加高考卷的批改，深知此事非同小可。按规定，个别评卷教师是不能随便给满分或零分的。这些极端的情况，都要经过考题组长审阅，很可能还要全组讨论才能定夺。

wherestip wrote:

Explaining politics to your kids

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we can call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now" The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep shit.

Yueyin Sun wrote:

这一真实故事来自“我们那个年代”，恐怕只会令人苦笑。1970年前后，有位同事被屈打成招，承认自己是潜伏特务，并供出一个“同党”。专案组问他为什么借钱给那个“同党”，但无论他怎么说人家都说他不老实。他为了少受皮肉之苦，只好说那是特务活动经费。后来两人平反后都从“牛棚”里被放了出来。他就要求那个受他牵连的“同党”还钱。此时那个“同党”就说，你不是说那是特务活动经费吗？还还什么？

wherestip wrote:

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Oh, two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

wherestip wrote:
Mad Wife Disease