Translation by airmailrpl (English to Portuguese (BR))

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Source text in English	Translation by airmailrpl (#28348)
I began the revision and realized that it was a humongous pile of excrement produced by Gurgle! Nonetheless, I delivered a perfect translation... but the customer had my sublime work edited by some illiterate jerk who ruined it! And they published online my now-defective translation alongside my name!	Eu comecei a revisão e percebi que era um monte enorme de excremento produzido pelo Gurgle! Não obstante, entreguei uma tradução perfeita ... mas o cliente mandou editar o meu trabalho sublime por algum idiota analfabeto que o arruinou! E eles publicaram, online, minha tradução agora defeituosa ao lado do meu nome!