Off topic: Neue Rechtschreibung auch für EU-Englisch !!! Auteur du fil: Ol_Besh
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Ol_Besh Local time: 08:24 allemand vers ukrainien + ... In memoriam
Subject: Language Read slowly and carefully... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" ... See more Subject: Language Read slowly and carefully... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer , ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pas on to oza pepl.
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Ralf Lemster Allemagne Local time: 07:24 anglais vers allemand + ... Schau' mal in die Forumssuche... | Feb 10, 2009 |
...die ältesten Einträge stammen aus dem Jahr 2002. Gruß Ralf | | |
Ol_Besh Local time: 08:24 allemand vers ukrainien + ... AUTEUR DU FIL In memoriam Das gibt es ja nicht! | Feb 10, 2009 |
So weit in die Forumstiefen bin ich ja nicht gegangen, tut mir leid. Meinen Spaß habe ich aber daran gehabt. Dann entferne bitte den Beitrag, Ralf! Vielen Dank im Voraus - auch für Deine Aufmerksamkeit! Ol | | |
esperantisto Local time: 08:24 Membre (2006) anglais vers russe + ... SITE LOCALIZER Ajne zer gute idee! | Feb 10, 2009 |
E veri gud ajdia! Vout for it, Juropianz! | |
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Ei dschast hed tu ried... | Feb 10, 2009 |
it laudly, asserweis Ei wuld not häve anderstuhd | | |
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